http://www.beautifulbodz.com/competitive-swimwear/
How to deal with our swim teams new embarrassing team jammers?
I am a member of a local swim team. Have been competing with this team for a couple years now. We have always worn dark blue jammers (the skin tight shorts that competitive swimmers wear like in the olympics). The wife of our team leader decided we should be wearing white jammers with a blue stripe down the side. Well don’t know if you know what white fabric does when it gets wet? It pretty much disappears! Not only can you make out the outlines of my penis but you can see nearly every detail of it. You see almost as much if I was just completely nude! Practically like wet tissue! We have a meet this and so far I am the only one who seems concerned. We tossed our old ones already and part of competing is we do so as a team in patching swimwear.
I mean half of our team and the other team is women. Many of the people who come watch us are women.
Any suggestions what to do?
Put potatoes inside your suit to obfuscate your penis – everybody loves spuds!
.
|
|
Speedo Boys 8-20 Magnetic Space Jammer Swimsuit 50% Polyester/50%PBT. Endurance+ Fabric.Available until July 2011… |
|
|
Speedo Men’s Fashion Xtra Life Lycra Solid Solar 1 Brief Swimsuit $28.00 Flat draw cord. 74% Nylon / 26% Xtra Life Lycra Spandex… |
|
|
Speedo Mens Zebra Haze Xtra Life Lycra Swim Brief $37.00 74% Nylon/26% Xtra Life LycraAvailable until July 2012… |
|
|
Finis Women’s Hydrospeed Flux Race John Swimsuit (Black, 24) $209.99 Amazingly light, the Hydrospeed Flux is the lightest swimsuit we have ever developed. The thin fabric creates a smooth surface that reduces friction and increases hydrodynamics…. |
|
|
Speedo Men’s Race Endurance+ Polyester Solid Jammer Swimsuit $44.00 Perfect for intense swim training, the Speedo® men’s Solid Poly Jammer is constructed of super-soft, quick-drying fabric that resists chlorine and fading and retains its shape after repeated wearing. It offers 50+ UV protection and sports an embroidered Endurance logo on the lower right leg…. |
|
|
Speedo Men’s Solid Surfrunner Volley Short $30.00 Whether you’re riding some waves or going for a run on the beach during a beautiful sunrise, the Speedo® Solid Surfrunner men’s trunk is ready. It’s crafted using Speedo®’s SpeedDry water-repellent fabric to help keep you dry while you run through the surf. The side notched leg vents deliver an extended range of motion, and the UV 50+ protection protects your skin from harmful sun damage…. |
|
|
TYR Girl’s Aurora Maxback Lycra Swimsuit $70 The TYR Girl’s Aurora Maxback Lycra Swimsuit offers performance with style. The competitive prints series swimwear with Xtra Life LYCRA fiber offers a beautiful, long-lasting fit and provides resistance to chlorine 5-10 times longer than ordinary spandex. From high fashion to high performance, Xtra Life LYCRA fiber offers the fit, and freedom of movement that consumers demand, and for which the LYCRA fiber brand is famous worldwide. With Xtra Life LYCRA fiber the fit you love, is the fit |
|
|
TYR Women’s Admiral Tie Dye Ringback Workout Bikini $67 TYR Women’s Admiral Tie Dye Ringback Workout Bikini is built with 100% polyester, Durafast is 100% chlorine proof for 72 hours of exposure. This durable fabric lasts 20 times longer than traditional swimwear. Durafast provides 100% colorfastness in addition to unsurpassed sun resistance. TYR 4-Way Stretch Technology helps Durafast swimwear maintain its excellent fit. The Strongest, ultimate competitive team suit. |